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A golden hammer and a cup - prove you are readyA room with a table.A golden hammer and a cup - prove you are ready by kuromaru99
A beam of light blinded him for a moment, but after a while, when he could see again, he noticed a golden hammer and acup of some liquid lying on the table. He decided to believe it's water. The note written in modern language of teens said: Hey, dude! Choose like one of these things. You know, to decide if you are, like, ready or not. Whatever. LOL OMG AFK.
Hero of this story, the brave He-man thought for a moment. This was a tricky situation, if he chose a wrong object, his three hours of hard work would turn out to be fruitless. The hammer would be priceless for a fight, but who knows whether he gets thirsty - and it doesn't seem there's many stands selling coke.
He thought and he thought even more... He felt sweat on the back of his neck - he was getting more and more nervous. His clean underwear... wasn't clean any more. With a shaking hand he pointed at the cup of "water". Two servants entered the room and put few things on the table. Eggs, flo